meowdy!!

i cant figure out how to make a space here you shouldnt be reading this

click him to continue. you know you want to.

(you hear a passing conversation. seems skenp is talking to themself!)

about!

hiya! my names skenp, and im nonbinary and bisexual! and over 18 also but dont be a creep or send me unsolicited stuff anyway

im nb and go mainly by they/them UNLESS we are in a situation where itd be comedic to gender me otherwise. also any gendered terms (dude, bro, girl, sis etc) are totally fine

please also consider me your go to for when you find just absolutely AWFUL posts about sans undertale!! i consider myself a fine connoisseur on the subject, in fact. im that passionate about it.

if you wanna talk or ask me anything, dont be afraid to message me/send asks!!! im not always great at bein social but i like makin new friends so ill do my best!!

if you want me to tag something, just ask! ill usually tag no questions asked, however i wont be able to tag certain things like caps, swearing, or tame but gross sex jokes, cause they occur on my blog too frequently

i dont post, like, porn or anything, but nsfw posts are tagged as #osha violation

my art is under #my art. yeah, it isnt the most creative tag, but it gets the job done, huh? you can use my art for whatever (credit is appreciated, but not necessary AS LONG as you let me know first!) but if you repost it i will literally murder you instantly

i have autism and anxiety so u gotta be SO niceys to me at all times

im an avid milk lover and if you talk about hating milk on my blog or in my inbox i will block you /srs

i reblog an audio post twice everyday and write in the tags like its my diary, and ive done so for over 5 years, so theres a lot of that. no, i wont stop doing it, block "#obsessed with sans watersports post" if you dont wanna see it <3

yknow, originally sans' face would switch to a sweating blushing sprite i made when your cursor hovers over him, but carrd probably wouldnt let me do that so i had to settle with just one picture. it works, but itd be a whole lot more weird if i couldve had two!

dni if;

• terf/radical feminist

• truscum/transmed

• anti-anti or "pro-shipper". or, since people apparently find these terms too cringe to consider, you actively enjoy things like pedophilia or rape or whatever in fiction. liking stories that have these in them is one thing, but if you read/watch/whatever that stuff because you LIKE it, then please go away. u can ask me for details since im not explaining this too good btw -_-

• youre a hazbin hotel/vivziepop supporter

• you support melanie martinez at all

• you like, support, or participate in genderbends
(just make them trans.........)

• you use/repost art without the artists permission (yes, even if you give credit, always ask for permission!!)

• you believe MAPs (or "pro-paras") are a part of the lgbtq+ community or support them in any way shape or form

• you sexualize characters from kids media (like mlp and animal crossing and stuff, even if the characters arent underage its still creepy as fuck)

• you like harry potter at all, including people with their hogwarts houses in their description

hey, these echo flower texts are kinda like the authors interrupting notes in old fanfiction when i think about it!

interests!!

if you like any of these id love to talk about them with you!!! :D (feel free to tag/send me posts about these too!!!)

• undertale!!!!

• deltarune also!!!!!!!! (these are both my favorite things in the whole world)

• ya ok i love homestuck still. lmao <3

• THE SPIDERVERSE MOVIES!!!!!!!

• star trek!

• vocaloid

• i love science fiction, especially when its real!!!!!

• cookie run! only ovenbreak though

• cosplay

• my little pony!

• nintendo

• video games in general, honestly

• especially 2000s horror jrpgmaker games like ib and yume nikki :D

• cute things!

• self shipping!!!! if youd like to see my selfship blog just ask :] (its too cringe to say publicly)

skenp: uwaa!! im in the carrd now ehehe!!! [sans runs in and slaps my fat ass] omg sans!!!! not in front of the reader!!! >//////<

could this be goodbye!?

the carrds over. you wanna keep clicking him? you sick bastard. leave him alone, youve already hurt him enough.
...eh? your dark hunger isnt satisfied? fine. click him again if you so desire, god knows where it will take you. you disgust me.

god fucking christ i had to hold back on making the text call you a pervert for clicking sans so much, this part would also be SO much funnier if i DID manage to make him blush like i wanted to

yahaha! you found me!

hey! its me! skenpiel! the one whose carrd youre reading! in case ya hadnt noticed by now, im a HUGE sucker for like, secret links n easter eggs n stuff? so heres another one! booyeah!

uhh, i actually didnt have a plan for what this page was supposed to be (whoops) but i just now thought of something thatd work so! heres a list of all the OTHER hidden things on the other pages!

(also ill tell ya all the alt text thingies i added to each image cause i doubt anyones ever gonna see those otherwise LOL)

on the intro page!

• first off, theres a rickroll if you click the little self portait i did for it. it was the first thing i added, and is the one thing most people find without looking (guess its just so big and sexy your first instinct is to click it, eh?)

• number two! underneath the quick little introduction, theres a black row of text that reads "i cant figure out how to make a space here you shouldnt be reading this". that ones pretty self explanatory

• third one is the echo flower thingy i added, those are too long to type here but you can read them either by highlighting the space beneath the image (on desktop) or highlighting and then copying and pasting the text into something else, like the notes app (on mobile)

• alt text for the rickroll self portait reads "oh hey! thats me!", the text for the echo flower reads "animal crossing talking noises", and the sans face is just "sans moan"

the alt text for the above sans face, however, reads "bet you feel weird about clicking me now huh" <3

on the "last" page!

(youre reading this, so obviously not the actual last page)

• not really an easter egg, but the header text is a reference to my favorite part in undertale!!! in the true lab, you fight against an amalgamate called lemon bread, who also says the line "welcome to my special hell", and i already made that the description for this dumb carrd so i thought "hey, why not wrap it up with another obscure reference that nobody but me would ever get?" and here we are

• the little drawing of me walking out the door to this carrd has ANOTHER rickroll! this one is a reversed version of the song though, because youve gotten to the end of the thing, or something

• alt text of the second rickroll drawing also reads "see you in hell you stupid fruit" :)

• probably the most obvious secret link is the last sans face. i wrote the text first and then i messaged my sister to help me think of what a suitable punishment for abusing sans would be, and she sent me this:

dont ask why i have discord on light mode okay mind your fucking business

and then it was settled!

uh, this page doesnt have any secrets but the alt text for the discord screenshot reads "dont ask why i have discord on light mode okay mind your fucking business", so thats that

thanks for readin!

hope you found these little secrets as fun as i did makin em!

youve read through enough bullshit already, plus i forgot to add a link back to the beginning of the carrd so thats just what this is gonna be. better late than never i guess!